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The Farm Set-Up, a singular dating service

The Farm Set-Up, a singular dating service

The Farm Set-Up is a mobile performance piece seeking eligible companions for love and art in the Los Angeles area.

Data gathered from this project will inform the artist's upcoming exhibition, The Box Set: A Solo Exhibition in Four Acts at Age of Art Multiples,
January 2016.

 

 

"Hazel" is a multi-disciplinary artist and herbalist.

"Hazel" is a multi-disciplinary artist and herbalist.

She spends her time wildcrafting, watching documentaries, making water color paintings, studying plant medicine, playing with a sampler in the garage and blasting out Betty Davis sensations; drinking beer on the patio, editing video projects, dancing, laughing with friends, and eating fish tacos.

She is full of fire and looking for love.

If you think you may be a good match for "Hazel", please fill out Form A and send to EricaRyanStallones@gmail.com.

Form A

Form A

Part I: Personal Information

Name: __________________________________    

Email: __________________________________

Date of birth: (include time and location, if known) _____/_____/_____    _________________

Occupation or chief interest: ________________________________________________________

1. Are you single?   Y      N

2. Do you identify as male?   Y      N

3. Do you live in the LA area?   Y      N

* If NO, are you able to travel to LA for one day in November?   Y      N

4. Do you own a goat?   Y      N

* Do you know how to trim a goat’s hooves?   Y      N

* Would you be willing to learn?   Y      N

5. Are you afraid of fire?   Y      N

* Do you like playing with fire?   Y      N   

* Do you like burning up?   Y      N

 

Part II: Essential Qualifications

6. Have you successfully used a power drill?   Y      N

7. Do you enjoy eating vegetables?   Y      N

8. Do you have anger management problems?      Y      N

9. Do you enjoy laughing?   Y      N

10. Are you ambitious?   Y      N

11. Are you laid-back?   Y      N

12. Are you xenophobic?   Y      N

13. Are you smart?   Y      N

* Did you say no because you are smart enough to know your limitations?   Y      N

14. Are you a critical thinker?   Y      N

15. Are you full of bullshit?   Y      N

* Is that a complicated question?   Y      N

16. Could you be with someone with an overactive imagination?  Y      N

17. May I use this data for an art project? (Personal details will be removed)   Y      N

Liz is an artist with an affinity for awkward and intimate interactions.

Liz is an artist with an affinity for awkward and intimate interactions.

She makes interactive soft sculptures and can usually be found in the studio, in the classroom, or at a crowded art event.
Recently she has discovered a love for cardiobarre, which stems from her long lost childhood dream of becoming a ballerina.
She likes coffee, NPR, and bad dad jokes; and hopes you do too.

She's kind of wet and looking for a man.

If you think you may be a good match for Liz, please fill out Form B and send to EricaRyanStallones@gmail.com.

Form B

Form B

Part I: Personal Information

Name: __________________________________    

Email: __________________________________                                        

Date of birth: (include time and location, if known) _____/_____/_____    _________________

Occupation or chief interest: _________________________________________________________

1. Are you single?   Y      N

2. Are you a man?   Y      N

3. Do you live in the LA area?   Y      N

* If NO, are you able to travel to LA for one day in November?   Y      N

4. Are you afraid of drowning?   Y      N

* Do you like getting wet?   Y      N        

* Are you thirsty?   Y      N

5. Are you an initiator?   Y      N

6. Do you have an interest in, or aptitude for, transcendence?   Y      N

 

Part II: Essential Qualifications

7. Are you decisive?   Y      N

8. Are you a worrier?   Y      N

* Could you be with someone who is a worrier?   Y      N

9. Are you religious/spiritual?   Y      N

* Do you need your partner to share your beliefs?   Y      N

10. Do you have a hobby/interest outside of work?   Y      N

* What is it? _______________________

11. Do you consider yourself a lifetime learner?   Y      N

12. Can you debate without losing your temper?   Y      N

13. How many nights per week do you party? _____ (OR “I don’t party” OR “Every damn day”)

* By “party” do you mean, “get drunk by myself”?   Y      N

14. When you are in a committed relationship, do you enjoy being intimate daily?   Y      N

* How about most days?   Y      N

15. Have you ever cheated on someone?         Y      N

16. May I use this data for an art project? (Personal details will be removed)   Y      N

Casey lives with her folks in the San Fernando Valley.

Casey lives with her folks in the San Fernando Valley.

She is a dedicated cyber artist, making most of her work on her phone. She works at a marijuana dispensary near the church of Scientology.
Her hobbies include watching Seinfeld, eating in bed, petting cats, Tumblr., Instagram, Snapchat, reality TV, hanging out with her crazy family, and laying in the sun.

She is an earthy fish looking for a fireball to celebrate her in this present form.

If you think you may be a good match for Casey, please fill out Form C and send to EricaRyanStallones@gmail.com.

Form C

Form C

Part I: Personal Information

Name: __________________________________    

Email: __________________________________

Date of birth: (include time and location, if known) _____/_____/_____   _________________

Occupation or chief interest: ________________________________________________________

1. Are you interested in mutual admiration?   Y      N

2. Do you live in the LA area?   Y      N

* If NO, are you able to travel to LA for one day in November?   Y      N

3. Could you find a way to enter a closed pattern?   Y      N

* Are you a pusher?   Y      N        

* Would you like to be conquered?   Y      N

4. Do you have fire burning inside you?         Y      N

* Do you want to share your flame?   Y      N

* Will your flame burn the forest down?         Y      N

 

Part II: Essential Qualifications

5. Are you open-minded?   Y      N

6. Are you 420 friendly?   Y      N

7. Are you an elitist?   Y      N

8. Are you interested in liberating yourself from oppressive constructs?   Y      N

9. Do you like to eat in bed?   Y      N

10. Do millennial acronyms annoy you?         Y      N

11. Do you often find yourself wanting to fix your partner?   Y      N

12. Have you ever been told you take yourself too seriously?   Y      N

13. Could you be with an emotional/ passionate/ dramatic partner?        Y      N

14. Could you respect a lover of reality TV?     Y      N

15. When your friends achieve something you have not, you are:
            A. Jealous

            B. Secretly jealous, but tactful

            C. Happy for them

16. May I use this data for an art project? (Personal details will be removed)   Y      N

Carol is a Midwestern gal who likes adventure.

Carol is a Midwestern gal who likes adventure.

She is a publicist, and describes herself as quirky, sarcastic, and pragmatic. A lover of beautiful things and good food, she enjoys being submerged in a forest, rolling around with fuzzy animals, and rocking gently in a boat. Her turn-ons include highly intelligent people, really weird people, and people who are really into their music or art.

She is a mystic rectangle who gets sh*t done, and she's looking for love.

If you think you may be a good match for Carol, please fill out Form D and send to EricaRyanStallones@gmail.com.

Form D

Form D

Part I: Personal Information

Name: __________________________________    

Email: __________________________________

Date of birth: (include time and location, if known) _____/_____/_____   _________________

Occupation or chief interest: ________________________________________________________

1. Are you romantically unattached?   Y      N

2. Do you live in the LA area?   Y      N

* If NO, are you able to travel to LA for one day in November?   Y      N

3. Are relationships important to you?             Y       N      

* Are they easy to maintain?   Y       N        

4. Do you need to be in the driver’s seat?        Y      N

* Can you stay out of the way?   Y      N       

* Do you want to go along for the ride?           Y      N    

 

Part II: Essential Qualifications

5. Are you clingy?   Y      N

6. Are you self-aware?   Y      N

7. Are you a good conversationalist?   Y      N

8. Are you secure in your opinions?   Y      N

9. Are you an active practitioner of an organized religion?   Y      N

10. Are you working on being the best version of yourself?   Y      N

11. Do you exercise regularly?   Y      N

12. Do you lead a healthy lifestyle?   Y      N

13. Do you find opinionated women sexy?       Y      N

14. Do you edit yourself when you’re dating someone?   Y      N

15. Do your feelings about past relationships adversely affect your current relationship?     Y      N

16. Is your partner’s physical satisfaction emotionally fulfilling for you?         Y      N

17. Have you experienced immediate undeniable attraction?   Y      N

* Do you want to?   Y      N

18. To a fault, are you more:

            A. Agreeable               

            B. Aggressive in your honesty

19. May I use this data for an art project? (Personal details will be removed)   Y      N

The Farm Set-Up, a singular dating service

The Farm Set-Up is a mobile performance piece seeking eligible companions for love and art in the Los Angeles area.

Data gathered from this project will inform the artist's upcoming exhibition, The Box Set: A Solo Exhibition in Four Acts at Age of Art Multiples,
January 2016.

 

 

"Hazel" is a multi-disciplinary artist and herbalist.

She spends her time wildcrafting, watching documentaries, making water color paintings, studying plant medicine, playing with a sampler in the garage and blasting out Betty Davis sensations; drinking beer on the patio, editing video projects, dancing, laughing with friends, and eating fish tacos.

She is full of fire and looking for love.

If you think you may be a good match for "Hazel", please fill out Form A and send to EricaRyanStallones@gmail.com.

Form A

Part I: Personal Information

Name: __________________________________    

Email: __________________________________

Date of birth: (include time and location, if known) _____/_____/_____    _________________

Occupation or chief interest: ________________________________________________________

1. Are you single?   Y      N

2. Do you identify as male?   Y      N

3. Do you live in the LA area?   Y      N

* If NO, are you able to travel to LA for one day in November?   Y      N

4. Do you own a goat?   Y      N

* Do you know how to trim a goat’s hooves?   Y      N

* Would you be willing to learn?   Y      N

5. Are you afraid of fire?   Y      N

* Do you like playing with fire?   Y      N   

* Do you like burning up?   Y      N

 

Part II: Essential Qualifications

6. Have you successfully used a power drill?   Y      N

7. Do you enjoy eating vegetables?   Y      N

8. Do you have anger management problems?      Y      N

9. Do you enjoy laughing?   Y      N

10. Are you ambitious?   Y      N

11. Are you laid-back?   Y      N

12. Are you xenophobic?   Y      N

13. Are you smart?   Y      N

* Did you say no because you are smart enough to know your limitations?   Y      N

14. Are you a critical thinker?   Y      N

15. Are you full of bullshit?   Y      N

* Is that a complicated question?   Y      N

16. Could you be with someone with an overactive imagination?  Y      N

17. May I use this data for an art project? (Personal details will be removed)   Y      N

Liz is an artist with an affinity for awkward and intimate interactions.

She makes interactive soft sculptures and can usually be found in the studio, in the classroom, or at a crowded art event.
Recently she has discovered a love for cardiobarre, which stems from her long lost childhood dream of becoming a ballerina.
She likes coffee, NPR, and bad dad jokes; and hopes you do too.

She's kind of wet and looking for a man.

If you think you may be a good match for Liz, please fill out Form B and send to EricaRyanStallones@gmail.com.

Form B

Part I: Personal Information

Name: __________________________________    

Email: __________________________________                                        

Date of birth: (include time and location, if known) _____/_____/_____    _________________

Occupation or chief interest: _________________________________________________________

1. Are you single?   Y      N

2. Are you a man?   Y      N

3. Do you live in the LA area?   Y      N

* If NO, are you able to travel to LA for one day in November?   Y      N

4. Are you afraid of drowning?   Y      N

* Do you like getting wet?   Y      N        

* Are you thirsty?   Y      N

5. Are you an initiator?   Y      N

6. Do you have an interest in, or aptitude for, transcendence?   Y      N

 

Part II: Essential Qualifications

7. Are you decisive?   Y      N

8. Are you a worrier?   Y      N

* Could you be with someone who is a worrier?   Y      N

9. Are you religious/spiritual?   Y      N

* Do you need your partner to share your beliefs?   Y      N

10. Do you have a hobby/interest outside of work?   Y      N

* What is it? _______________________

11. Do you consider yourself a lifetime learner?   Y      N

12. Can you debate without losing your temper?   Y      N

13. How many nights per week do you party? _____ (OR “I don’t party” OR “Every damn day”)

* By “party” do you mean, “get drunk by myself”?   Y      N

14. When you are in a committed relationship, do you enjoy being intimate daily?   Y      N

* How about most days?   Y      N

15. Have you ever cheated on someone?         Y      N

16. May I use this data for an art project? (Personal details will be removed)   Y      N

Casey lives with her folks in the San Fernando Valley.

She is a dedicated cyber artist, making most of her work on her phone. She works at a marijuana dispensary near the church of Scientology.
Her hobbies include watching Seinfeld, eating in bed, petting cats, Tumblr., Instagram, Snapchat, reality TV, hanging out with her crazy family, and laying in the sun.

She is an earthy fish looking for a fireball to celebrate her in this present form.

If you think you may be a good match for Casey, please fill out Form C and send to EricaRyanStallones@gmail.com.

Form C

Part I: Personal Information

Name: __________________________________    

Email: __________________________________

Date of birth: (include time and location, if known) _____/_____/_____   _________________

Occupation or chief interest: ________________________________________________________

1. Are you interested in mutual admiration?   Y      N

2. Do you live in the LA area?   Y      N

* If NO, are you able to travel to LA for one day in November?   Y      N

3. Could you find a way to enter a closed pattern?   Y      N

* Are you a pusher?   Y      N        

* Would you like to be conquered?   Y      N

4. Do you have fire burning inside you?         Y      N

* Do you want to share your flame?   Y      N

* Will your flame burn the forest down?         Y      N

 

Part II: Essential Qualifications

5. Are you open-minded?   Y      N

6. Are you 420 friendly?   Y      N

7. Are you an elitist?   Y      N

8. Are you interested in liberating yourself from oppressive constructs?   Y      N

9. Do you like to eat in bed?   Y      N

10. Do millennial acronyms annoy you?         Y      N

11. Do you often find yourself wanting to fix your partner?   Y      N

12. Have you ever been told you take yourself too seriously?   Y      N

13. Could you be with an emotional/ passionate/ dramatic partner?        Y      N

14. Could you respect a lover of reality TV?     Y      N

15. When your friends achieve something you have not, you are:
            A. Jealous

            B. Secretly jealous, but tactful

            C. Happy for them

16. May I use this data for an art project? (Personal details will be removed)   Y      N

Carol is a Midwestern gal who likes adventure.

She is a publicist, and describes herself as quirky, sarcastic, and pragmatic. A lover of beautiful things and good food, she enjoys being submerged in a forest, rolling around with fuzzy animals, and rocking gently in a boat. Her turn-ons include highly intelligent people, really weird people, and people who are really into their music or art.

She is a mystic rectangle who gets sh*t done, and she's looking for love.

If you think you may be a good match for Carol, please fill out Form D and send to EricaRyanStallones@gmail.com.

Form D

Part I: Personal Information

Name: __________________________________    

Email: __________________________________

Date of birth: (include time and location, if known) _____/_____/_____   _________________

Occupation or chief interest: ________________________________________________________

1. Are you romantically unattached?   Y      N

2. Do you live in the LA area?   Y      N

* If NO, are you able to travel to LA for one day in November?   Y      N

3. Are relationships important to you?             Y       N      

* Are they easy to maintain?   Y       N        

4. Do you need to be in the driver’s seat?        Y      N

* Can you stay out of the way?   Y      N       

* Do you want to go along for the ride?           Y      N    

 

Part II: Essential Qualifications

5. Are you clingy?   Y      N

6. Are you self-aware?   Y      N

7. Are you a good conversationalist?   Y      N

8. Are you secure in your opinions?   Y      N

9. Are you an active practitioner of an organized religion?   Y      N

10. Are you working on being the best version of yourself?   Y      N

11. Do you exercise regularly?   Y      N

12. Do you lead a healthy lifestyle?   Y      N

13. Do you find opinionated women sexy?       Y      N

14. Do you edit yourself when you’re dating someone?   Y      N

15. Do your feelings about past relationships adversely affect your current relationship?     Y      N

16. Is your partner’s physical satisfaction emotionally fulfilling for you?         Y      N

17. Have you experienced immediate undeniable attraction?   Y      N

* Do you want to?   Y      N

18. To a fault, are you more:

            A. Agreeable               

            B. Aggressive in your honesty

19. May I use this data for an art project? (Personal details will be removed)   Y      N

The Farm Set-Up, a singular dating service
"Hazel" is a multi-disciplinary artist and herbalist.
Form A
Liz is an artist with an affinity for awkward and intimate interactions.
Form B
Casey lives with her folks in the San Fernando Valley.
Form C
Carol is a Midwestern gal who likes adventure.
Form D