Act I: The Theatre Set
wherein the solo auditions for the ensemble
Act II: The Tennis Set
wherein doubles are competitive
Act III: The Solar Set
wherein energy begets harmony
Act IV: The Farm Set-Up
wherein memory is redeemed by a dating service
"Hazel" is a multi-disciplinary artist and herbalist.
She spends her time wildcrafting, watching documentaries, making water color paintings, studying plant medicine, playing with a sampler in the garage and blasting out Betty Davis sensations; drinking beer on the patio, editing video projects, dancing, laughing with friends, and eating fish tacos.
She is full of fire and looking for love.
If you think you may be a good match for "Hazel", please fill out Form A and send to EricaRyanStallones@gmail.com.
Form A
Part I: Personal Information
Name: __________________________________
Email: __________________________________
Date of birth: (include time and location, if known) _____/_____/_____ _________________
Occupation or chief interest: ________________________________________________________
1. Are you single? Y N
2. Do you identify as male? Y N
3. Do you live in the LA area? Y N
* If NO, are you able to travel to LA for one day in November? Y N
4. Do you own a goat? Y N
* Do you know how to trim a goat’s hooves? Y N
* Would you be willing to learn? Y N
5. Are you afraid of fire? Y N
* Do you like playing with fire? Y N
* Do you like burning up? Y N
Part II: Essential Qualifications
6. Have you successfully used a power drill? Y N
7. Do you enjoy eating vegetables? Y N
8. Do you have anger management problems? Y N
9. Do you enjoy laughing? Y N
10. Are you ambitious? Y N
11. Are you laid-back? Y N
12. Are you xenophobic? Y N
13. Are you smart? Y N
* Did you say no because you are smart enough to know your limitations? Y N
14. Are you a critical thinker? Y N
15. Are you full of bullshit? Y N
* Is that a complicated question? Y N
16. Could you be with someone with an overactive imagination? Y N
17. May I use this data for an art project? (Personal details will be removed) Y N